i just really love comedy
5/29 21:30 - networkconnectivityproblems - 36 notes
Ron Swanson is my hero.
5/28 01:20 - wittels - 2,251 notes
So many drunk people…
There are margaritas and beer everywhere.
This game of beer pong is pretty intense with these people because they are absolutely wasted. Also, they’re 30+ years old.
This is what the weekend is like when you graduate? Okay, I’ll take it.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Josephine - Brandi Carlile
I am missing someone but I don’t know who
Now I’m standing alone and I’m trying to remember
Sometimes I wonder how I ever started loving you
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5/22 23:14 - slikesprettythings - 15,162 notes
![[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fttsTT2z1qa5ff2o1_r1_500.png)
[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)
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5/21 13:30 - ohlittlerachel - 856 notes
Tony Hale discussing the upcoming season of Arrested Development on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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5/18 15:01 - slikesprettythings - 11,289 notes
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5/16 18:55 - networkconnectivityproblems - 198 notes
go to school for 15 mins then LEAVE.
